Shit Magnet

Person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them.

That bloke's a complete shit magnet - If he fell into a flowerbed he'd still smell of cack.

by Paul Gunn November 4, 2004

shit masher

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.

I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!

by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018

shirt mask

the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors, instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive passing of gas(fart, chemical attack)

1.Duuude.. that truck stop restroom was so narsty i had to use my shirt mask just to take a piss.

2.that fart was so pungent that my shirt mask was the only protection i had

by ganjer9 September 16, 2009

shit mate

shit mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.

Michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
Ashleigh: shit mate

by titsmageekayzee February 21, 2009

shaft master

one who mastered the shaft

andy you fucken shaft master shut up

by elilizlle October 30, 2007

shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

Shit Magnet

Used in EMS and ER settings. Things are rolling along smoothly until a certain person arrives, then all the weird calls start or we get extremely busy. That person is the Shit Magnet. Most Shit Magnets already are aware of their condition to attract
problems for everyone or the entire department or crew.

Better be ready to work. So and SO will be here shortly and they are a real crap Shit Magnet.

by RSQYOU May 23, 2012