When you Shit, Fart, Piss and Cum at the exact same time.
Only a handful of events in the past have been recorded where a mortal human have successfully shfarpisicumd which includes the time when Julius Caesar got stabbed by his homies.
Only a handful of events in the past have been recorded where a mortal human have successfully shfarpisicumd which includes the time when Julius Caesar got stabbed by his homies.
Person 1: "Why didn't Joe come to school today?"
Person 2: "Oh he got caught yesterday while giving himself a fellacio and he shfarpisicumed when his parents were called"
Person 2: "Oh he got caught yesterday while giving himself a fellacio and he shfarpisicumed when his parents were called"
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Get the Shfarpz mug.A combination of shit-faced and wasted; that is to say, extremely drunk.
May or may not lend a more German-sounding twist to the word, as in "Let's get shfasted, ya!"
Also gives the impression that one is already drunk, seeing as how saying the word requires some slurring of syllables. This is the irony of "shfasted."
May or may not lend a more German-sounding twist to the word, as in "Let's get shfasted, ya!"
Also gives the impression that one is already drunk, seeing as how saying the word requires some slurring of syllables. This is the irony of "shfasted."
Kelly: "I can't wait for this party!!!! I'm going to get totally shfasteddddd!!!"
Joe: "I think you already are..."
Joe: "I think you already are..."
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“Shfanks for the cookie, bill”
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