shellfished

Invented by British gamer Scikar, shellfished is a derivative of prawned, which is a derivative of pwned, itself derivative of owned.

<Gamer #1> :( My sister just stole my laptop
<Gamer #2> Rofl, unlucky
<Gamer #3> shellfished

Replace the word "shellfished" with "owned" and you'll understand where it comes from.

by Xiathorn^ December 30, 2005

Shellfished

When a man is an asshole and he takes you out to dinner, you order lobster just for shits and giggles and to make him pay.

That guy is such an asshole. The next time he takes me to dinner he will be shellfished.

by LisaS186 December 17, 2011

shellfist

When one fists another while wearing some type of glove.

When I got home from riding my motorcycle last night, I left my gloves on and gave my chick a good shellfist!

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

Shelfishness

the greedy act of removing all items from a store shelf

In an act of pure shelfishness, panicked people grabbed every available roll of toilet paper at the store within minutes of its opening.

by my959 March 29, 2020

Sellfish

Sellfish is when you couldn't give a stuff about the nearly 1.1M dead people from COVID-19 and your only pissed off about not being able to go outside for the next 9 months.

Man, your so ... Sellfish. Think about the children.

by Bryn Benn April 5, 2020

Shellfish

An ugly hoe that steals boyfriends, thinks shes the shit, thinks the world revolves around her.

1.Guy: Eww look shellfish is coming
Other Guy: Eh that nappy ass hoe run away... YAHHH BITCH YAHHH

2. Shelby Roberts

by itzabreezy February 13, 2008

Shellfish

A very good looking, intelligent person, who is extremely generous, sexy and awesome in bed. Some consider a shellfish to be god-like.

That guys is such a shellfish!

by The Moon Eclipsed August 18, 2008