Shawarma Wars

An armed conflict taking place between two Middle Eastern countries or militant groups, the origin of said conflict typically older than the people fighting in the war itself, and one with minimal significance.

“Hey Paul, have you heard about the recent conflict between Stanistan and North Gazreal?”
“Yeah, but I don’t really pick sides when it comes to Shawarma Wars. It’s just more innocent people losing their lives because two governments want to settle things like seventh grade boys.”
“Yeah, I gotta agree. Anyway, wanna go grab some Shelby’s?”
“Hell yeah bro”

by FederalAmmunition October 11, 2023

Shawarma Shit

A cathartic release of fecal matter after the consumption of Shawarma, a Middle Eastern Arabic-style sandwich-like wrap usually composed of shaved lamb, goat, chicken, turkey, beef, or a mixture of meats.

"Dude, I just took the most epic Shawarma Shit"

by Rayishu April 17, 2009

Shawarma

A sex act. When a man lays down on his back and inserts his penis into a woman's vagina or anus and spins her around until he (or both) reach orgasm.

Person 1: "Dude, what did you do to her last night?"
Person 2: "I shawarma'd her. It felt so good."

by Shawarma123456765432 March 6, 2011

Shawarma

Term used for a brown skinned immigrant in western europe based on their preferred profession and eating habits (shawarma, doner kebabs etc.)

Thomas, better have a bath today and clean up that face, you don't want to be confused with a shawarma

by Left has left n right is right February 22, 2017

Rasik shawarma/hoe

A gay little dipshit who tries to fuck his sister but fails everytime. He has no ass and hates everyone. His gay little voice is so high pitched even though he is tall. He has pubic hair as his eyebrows (he got it from his uncle cause he likes sucking his uncle's 2 mm sized dick.)

Don't be such a Rasik shawarma/hoe, Larry the cable guy

by Dingalingsprings_ching_chong69 December 18, 2019

shawarma bits

A slang term used to refer to a Middle Eastern woman's vagina.

He's gonna have to show me some romance if he wants to get his mouth on my shawarma bits.

by george dragon December 2, 2019

shawarma

Shit warmed up! Even then it still sucks.

I ate some shawarma and it gave me the runs

by Frankthe tank November 15, 2007