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Sharkiesha

To shit talk a bitch and get knocked the fuck out
Person 1: Yo dawg, u hear about shaniqwa?

Person 2: Yeah mahn, she shit talked Sharkiesha real good and got knocked the fuck out
by Rheal Niqqa November 27, 2013
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sharpest tool in the shed

Those rare individuals you find who, in addition to formal education, have considerable life experience, most likely from the School of Hard Knocks, and unlike the majority of the population, these individuals allow their vast pool of wisdom and knowledge to eventually shed their Ego and open up to Enlightenmentand and find their Path and then Enlightenment as many others as humanly possible. "Jack of All Trades"
"I just hired this sharp new gal Kristine as my Life Support Specialist. She not only has a formal education, but appears to have attended the School of Hard Knocks as well. She appears to have had a tough life but I'd say she's the sharpest tool in the shed that I've ever met to date!
by LoneStarPatio December 10, 2015
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spankfest

To have kinky sex. Sex using a lot of spanking. Domination.
Moesha could hardly walk after I gave her a spankfest last night.
by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003
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sharkesia

Ratchet,ugly girl with serious anger management issues,if she wanted your "D", run FAST. -Ish
Sharkesia is a SUPERTHOT
by X-x-Ish-x-X January 31, 2014
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shagfest

1) An (often putative) upcoming event involving much sexual activity.

2) A sex party.

3) A party with the swapping of partners for sexual purposes.

4) Intercourse involving two or more people, usually suggesting that coupling has taken place several times.
1) I'm hoping for a shagfest on Friday. Marion has asked her friend over.

2) The vicar invites you to a shagfest after the main service on Sunday. Please bring your own mugs.

3) I picked up a sexy beast at the shagfest last night.

4) I didn't sleep last night: it was a complete shagfest and my dick is now sore with exertion.
by gwank July 5, 2004
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Sharpest cookie in the barn

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.
Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....
by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009
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SharkieShark

SharkieShark plays fortnite
by LolZdXd April 18, 2019
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