Some one who will shank a bitch, ho, motherfucker, or anyone in any way inferior. Usually the shankapotomus travels in teams and can be found in the woods of Germany writing and illustrating children's books. Don't interrupt it. Or it will strike. The shankapotomus is a known diva and badass.
by Syngnathinae December 1, 2009
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J-man: *gets knifed*
NN: Jajajajaja. Dude you just got shankapotamus'd.
J-man: Wow... i feel like an idiot.
NN: Jajajajaja. Dude you just got shankapotamus'd.
J-man: Wow... i feel like an idiot.
by VIT0 June 14, 2009
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A term used by soccer players that pertains to the moment when a player goes to be a show off, thinking they are going to take an amazing kick but turns out shanking the ball. Shanking is kicking the ball way over the goal or way out of the field in general. hence.. A terrible shot.
example 1. That was quite a shankapotamus of a kick, it went way past the goal!
example 2. HOLY SHANKAPOTAMUS!! (as the ball goes flying a mile over the goal.)
example 2. HOLY SHANKAPOTAMUS!! (as the ball goes flying a mile over the goal.)
by IfSheCouldOnlyKickABall November 13, 2011
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