shacklebolt

To claim that one is better than another at some activity; to one-up someone.

"My girlfriend loves it when I give her a massage."
"Psht. I give WAY better massages than you do."
"Man, you just got shacklebolted."

by J3L October 14, 2008

shacklet

The usually unintended product of a shack up.

The shack up produced a shacklet.
~ Hawkeye Pierce (M*A*S*H*)

by nrs135 August 28, 2005

sparkleton

1. The planet that a spaz such as myself comes from.

2. All good things are made of sparkleton, somehow.

That is full of sparkleton!

by Schnapperdoodles July 7, 2009

rusty shackleford

When you take a dump on your own chest while giving yourself a handy.

Wanna go to the bar? Nah I’m gonna stay home and give myself a rusty shackleford.

by acfil August 15, 2022

Rusty Shackleford

When you where suppose to redo the shingle on the neighbors roof, but end up going ass to mouth instead

Dale: hey John; -shingle my roof and keep an eye out on my wife

John: sure no problem

Gave her the ole Rusty Shackleford

by ruffordshackleford September 6, 2020

Shackletoned

Describing a vehicle that has become immobile due to heavy ice and compacted snow, typically as a result of repeated snowplowing and sidewalk snow removal that encases it in dense, frozen buildup.

Several vehicles on the block were shackletoned after the last snow storm.

by JMCinVA January 29, 2026

Spackleton

Someone who is "Spackle"

Ah man i've just had another fucking "Spackleton" on the phone, he was so "Spackle" he tried to order a ...........

by myspace.com/noisepilotsuk February 13, 2009