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sexualeper 

A man or woman who may or may not be sexable sex on a stick sex pot or a sexaphile who behaves aggressively or assertively in hopes of getting laid, yet they are rejected or avoided by the person of their intent...for unknown reasons.
Fred: She's not bad. I'd do her.

Barney: No way! She's a sexualeper.

Fred: Why?

Barney: Ummmm....I don't actually know.
sexualeper by cnlvagain September 10, 2010

Sexhalation

1) An intense expulsion of air from a person's lungs that sounds sexual (usually intentional) and is often accompanied by caressing of the sexhaler's body. Sounds like pronouncing the letter H for an unusually long time.

2) An intense expulsion of air from a person's lungs that is sexual (usually unintentional outside of porn) and is often preceded by caressing of the sexhaler's body. Sounds like pronouncing the letter H for an unusually long time.
1) "Hhhhhh." - sexhalation by AFI, Beautiful Thieves
"Everybody makes mistakes. HHHHHH!" - sexhalation by Hannah Montana, Nobody's Perfect (Live)

2) "Mmm. Yes. Uhn. Hhhhhh." - common dialogue during sex. Includes interspersed sexhalations and short, sotto voce commentary.

sethalethadingdong 

If anybody calls you this when your name is seth, you probably forcibly open armadillo's mouths and lick the roof of the inside of it's mouth. You will most likely become a priest with the intent of raping a child mercilessly and eating their mung afterwards.
Person 1: "Oi, Sethalethadingdong, fucking kys you smelly cow!"
Sethalethadingdong: *Scuttles away back under a rock*
sethalethadingdong by Soul.T.Nahtz October 26, 2018

sexualess 

1.A. A Female/Male quite likely in their first serious relationship with one another who does nothing sexually provocative I.E. dressing promiscuously, talk about sex, give no indication of sexual desire. B.This includes, but is not limited to, the guy that's been dating her for over a year and still hasn't got any, resulting in him being sexualess not by choice and being the only person in the world that I know of who's not and won't get any.
Friend 1: Man, I can't believe he's dating her! Not only is he not getting ANYTHING...AT ALL, but she's completely Sexualess to top it all off! She'll hardly even kiss him!

Friend 2: I know! He's an idiot!! I mean, why does she have to be a bitch like that? That's practically getting away with Murder!

Friend 1: Maybe, but he's the Prude who decided to go out with her when everyone else knew she wouldn't put out, so the jokes on his ass!!

Friend 2: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AAAAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA WHAT A FAG AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA

Friend 1: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO OH MY GOD AAAHHHH HA HA HA HA I CAN'T EVEN CONCIEVE THAT!!!
sexualess by Kev-r April 17, 2008

sethalethadingdong 

If anybody calls you this when your name is seth, you probably forcibly open armadillo's mouths and lick the roof of the inside of it's mouth. You will most likely become a priest with the intent of raping a child mercilessly and eating their mung afterwards.
Person 1: "Oi, Sethalethadingdong, fucking kys you smelly cow!"
Sethalethadingdong: *Scuttles away back under a rock*
sethalethadingdong by Soul.T.Nahtz October 26, 2018

Sehaley the thot 

Legit dates a guy and has a side man in India and will constantly bring him up in front of her boyfriend
Donovan’s ex is Sehaley the thot