by kavesa February 18, 2017
Exercising on an excercise ball with a suction cup dildo attached. Usually doesn’t stay but duct tape will fix anything
Kathy- “OMG! I felt so good after my run this morning!”
Stacey- “ Probably not as good at I felt after my morning sexercise! I squirted too”
Stacey- “ Probably not as good at I felt after my morning sexercise! I squirted too”
by HarshToke69 May 27, 2018
Working out and working it out at the gym are first steps toward becoming a sexercise instructor that fucks!
by Wildwoodsman May 09, 2017
- man, are you working out? - Nah, just sexercise.
to a girl - uuuppps, looks like your pants are too small for you now! Looks like you need some sexercise!
to a girl - uuuppps, looks like your pants are too small for you now! Looks like you need some sexercise!
by Dangel August 30, 2013
sexercise: intense sex.
sexercise: checking your weight after sex and having loss weight
sexercise: looking in mirror after having sex a lot and say wow and texting a picture of your upper body to a friend and asking if you look fit and they yes
sexercise: checking your weight after sex and having loss weight
sexercise: looking in mirror after having sex a lot and say wow and texting a picture of your upper body to a friend and asking if you look fit and they yes
by Fedora of Aces November 27, 2013
Fitness work done towards pertaining the chance to engage in physical sexual intercourse.
Not to be mistaken with exercise undertaken while participating in fornication.
Not to be mistaken with exercise undertaken while participating in fornication.
Rob - Dude you've been hitting the gym a lot recently
Mike - Yea well you know got the sexercise in
Rob - Oh yeah when's Betty coming over
Mike - about 8
Mike - Yea well you know got the sexercise in
Rob - Oh yeah when's Betty coming over
Mike - about 8
by Huuyi April 26, 2009
Any exercise that has limited benefits for physical fitness, but boosts one's sexual attractiveness or performance. The classic examples are bicep/forearm curls (for guys; these are purely for show), the hip abductor/adductor machines (for women; it's obviously translatable to how snugly you can squeeze a guy's penis), and any sort of ab crunch thingy.
Don't fool yourself into thinking those hip adductors will make you lose weight; it's just a silly sexercise.
by Joe Sheezy December 23, 2007