Knob-Scratched

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

by WS7 September 4, 2003

Devil's Seat

-the seat for when someone takes a number 2 and there is no toilet-paper in the holder. This is one of the worst moments in a person's life for the already started pooing.

Bob: How was the bathroom?

Bill: Aw it was the worst. They stall ran out of toilet paper, so I was in the Devil's seat for 30 minutes until a maintenance man finally came in for more.

by Cpt. BOSS SAUCE May 26, 2012

lemme show you how to scratch it

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person 1: can I show ya something?
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
person 1: prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt-
person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure

by -Nova- April 16, 2020

car seat headrest

a sutile form of saying you are either gay and furry OR you have never felt the touch of a woman

-dude i love car seat headrest!
-damn you should look for a therapist

by regiregiregi December 6, 2020

Why don't you have a seat?

The command used by Chris Hansen, of Dateline NBC, before publicly humiliating and destroying would be child molestors on national television. No matter how much the child molestor wants to run, for reasons unknown to man, he cannot leave and always takes a seat.

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat?
Child Molestor: Oh shit! I swear I wasn't going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. I have to go now!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Child Molestor can't help himself, and has a seat.

by BNov December 4, 2007

scratch that

taking something said back, changing one's mind.

Gimme those Tim's ...Scratch that, I want those Phat ass Adidas instead.

by Lamb B February 21, 2003

Ejector seat

The utterance of any phrase, mid coitus, with the intent of ending said sexual act as rapidly as possible.

As Sean had Shannon bent over the couch he went for the ejector seat maneuver by asking her: 'you don't mind that I'm just using you for sex here, do you?' - Shannon went ballistic . . . . . .

by axeman6980 October 13, 2010