Alka-Seltzer

The act of taking a duece while in a hot tub. Since the hot tub is already churning water, bubbles, and blowing hot water, the turd will quickly dissolve like an alka-seltzer, leaving a nice fecal coloring to the water.

I was in Laura's hot tub last night, listening to Aaron Neville, and sippin' on a chilled glass of white zinfandale, when I decided to leave an alka-seltzer.

by Miami Matt September 3, 2006

Seltzer Enema

An enema using a bottle of seltzer which is shook up and quickly inserted into the partners rectum when the cap is removed.

Andy and Tom wanted to do anal, but where mutually afraid of dirty poop shoot syndrome. They quicly retreived a bottle of seltzer and used it as an enema. Thus the seltzer enema.

by Matty Lin January 24, 2009

Scottsdale Seltzer

When you crush up Oxycodone and sprinkle the bits into a high quality grape juice.

My doctor likes to give me a refreshing Scottsdale Seltzer before giving blood in order to calm my nerves.

by Aniraf March 25, 2021

Seltzer Fairy

Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.

Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there

by Saucymcgeee October 29, 2021

Spiked Seltzer

When you are making out with someone and open your eyes and make eye contact with a different person.

Django and I were making out when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with his friend Billy who was watching us. Total spiked seltzer moment.

by Littleboy 2019 May 11, 2018

alka-seltzer

When you drop your balls into somebody's carbonated beverage. When dropped in, they make the sound "plop plop. fizz fizz", much like the advertisement for the original product.

Dude, go over there and alka-seltzer that guy's drink.

by triculous May 23, 2011

Seltzer water

Another name for an alcoholic beverage that is low key and typically does not draw a lot of attention

Taylor: what's that you're drinking there?
Seanna: It's just some seltzer water

by GoinCnadianBcon April 9, 2016