a second

An unknown unit of measurement.

"I need to move the car back a second."

"You need to adjust the width a second."

by Heyitsmike May 14, 2009

In a second

You would instantly without stalling, Do it. Whether its do a goat or woman or man... In a second can also mean to have sex with a girl without even thinking about it. Like when you see a ugly chick, you think about it "Would I do her?"... But if its "In a second"... No thinking... Just straight up wam wam!

*Bri'ish girls walk past shayne*

Shayne : Holy crap! IN A SECOND!!


*Gay men walk past*

Snep t3h pwnz : IN A SECOND!! OMFG WAFFLE RAFLS

by darkmyst August 29, 2005

Second

We do a bad job of only giving a shit about people who are on our team.... I wonder who said that 🤔 oh, wait, it was me. I was the guy who said that thing. I'm the one being quoted in this scenario.

Hym "So, there I sit, in 'Everyone is working their hardest world.' I'm jacked. I'm working my hardest. But wait a second! People don't like all of the things I've said. They like some of them. So they take those things and say them as though they weren't scrolling through Urban Dictionary in-between working as hard as they can. They're all yoked. A director is there. He reads a compelling soliloquy. Decides to put it in his movie. He doubled up on his HGH injections today. His muscles are bulging. Everyone who both reads the book and watches the movie knows where it came from..... I fell asleep.... But they are all working their hardest and nobody says anything. They are all cut. They've been doing two-a-days."

by Hym Iam September 08, 2022

Seconds

swallowing your own puke

you have seconds when you throw up in your mouth a little bit and then swallow it

by modus filipandi June 23, 2011

Second

When you're out tagging or doing graffiti, it's smart to take a Second, they can watch your back, and look out for cops.

ex- Second:"Yo dude! Police car right there!!" Tagger: "Oh shit!! RUN!!"

by PrimalExtinction February 28, 2019

Seconds

Finishing the job after taking a dump.

Thought i was done at the stool but had to go back for seconds

by streetrat18201 March 20, 2010

In A Second

When A Guy Sees A Very HOT Girl And Would Have A Sex With Her With No Hesitation.He Wouldn't Need To Think About It Has Within A Second, He's All Over Her
- Also Accompanied By Holding Out A Strong Fist With The Right Hand And Smacking It On The Open Palm Of The Left Hand.

*english girl walks by*
Dmitri:I would so mack that!In a second!
Guy One: Oh true that ese'


*two English girls walk by*
Guy One: Let me guess, mack that in a sec....
*Dmitri all over the two english girls*

by dmitri_lukin_x August 29, 2005