Seaside IHOP

When you eat a platter of scrambled eggs in a girls lap that has a fishy vagina
dude, i was with my girl and i stopped in to have a seaside ihop
by Clark honeysuckle August 30, 2009
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seaside snapper

a female with crabs
fuck sakes man had to go to the clinic the day, that bird from last week was a right seaside snapper.
by mazooma May 24, 2010
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Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

ASSMKB
While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.
by thebrownbomber January 03, 2010
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Seaside Circus

Bringing a borderline chick back to your filthy motelroom in Seaside Heights, then proceeding to bang her in front of your friends that are watching in the room. First mentioned in Dom vs Memorial Day Weekend.
Yo go into my hotel room and hide in the closet, we're gonna seaside circus this bitch!
by THEBeastMode88 May 29, 2011
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Seaside Sandman

When a man cums into the eyelashes of someone sleeping so that when they wake up the dried cum holds their eyelids shut, simulating a visit from a salty, liquid-based, Sandman entity.
Friend 1: Try not to pass out around Henry, I heard he gave a girl a seaside sandman last week.

Friend 2: Is that why Ashley couldn’t open her eyes for 3 days?
by beefyfarts July 30, 2021
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Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

ASSMKB
While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.
by thebrownbomber January 03, 2010
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Seaside Circus

When you bring a borderline chick to your filthy motel room and banging her in front of your bros
"Dude, you should of been their we did the seaside circus last night, total win." Dom Mazzetti
by Dom Squad May 28, 2011
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