sea gull

a bird found near water

caaaw!
"A SEAGULL! there must be water nearby, we're saved!"
WHACK!
"thats an emu, idiot"


NB dehydration-related delerium has evidently caused lack of knowledge about drinking salt-water

by alex blows donkeys September 16, 2003

sea gull farmer

one who raises sea gulls

look at that guy, he is a sea gull farmer.

by Mr. gull May 3, 2004

Sea Gullin'

The act of takin ones own semen and lauching it into another persons face.

Thomas: Hey, i think we should go Sea Gullin'.

Adam: I wish I could but I just wasted my load onto your sisters face.

Thomas: What!!!

by RussellBrand_ComedyWatcher June 23, 2009

Sea Gulling

An act of art performed when a couple are performing sexual intercourse.
Performed with a group of males in a cupboard masterbating untill the said couple are about to come to a conclusion.
As the conclusion approaches, the said males will proceed from the cupboard masterbating and making sea gull noises over the couple previously mentioned.

Sea Gulling, as described above, or on various internet websites.

by MJG20 July 20, 2009

sea gull worshiper

An offensive term for a Mormon.

Your typical female sea gull worshiper never touches a tampax in her life, being pregnant and/or nursing perpetually from puberty to menopause,

by tombradley May 23, 2006

sea gullin'

In British schools, pre-adolence boys masturbate and then ejaculate into their cupped hand and go up to a school friend or teacher and say, "Sea gulling," as they motion their hand to hit their face with the seamen.

Teacher, "When will the sea gullin' stop?! It's been the fifth load today!"

by xiuq October 12, 2010

Salty Sea Gull

When a girl is doming you up and then flappes her arm and then does a sound of a sea lion.

Man that girl can sure give a salty sea gull.

by BPChuy89 April 24, 2011