Getting "Sea-Bass'd" is when one individual, of genuine demeanor, approaches another individual and suddenly stops and stares at the second individual until the approached party becomes concerned and raises the alarm. Usually, this will consist of hailing the approaching party with a typical social response, e.g. "Hey", "Hello?", "what's up Man/Girl?", or perhaps if the two parties involved are not on familiar terms (which makes the sea bassing epic) "May I help you Sir/Ma'am?". At this point the party conducting the Sea Bassing quickly lowers their posture and inserts their hand, flat and erect, in-between the target's legs and slaps the inner thighs with their hand over and over again, mimicking a live fish that has, somehow, found its self outside it natural habitat and within the domain of a strange land-creature's legs. This should be continued until the approached party has retreated. If done correctly, the initiating party may exclaim: "You've just been Sea-Bassed". This is an example of a "Front-Bassing", the most difficult Sea-Bassing to accomplish since the target is fully aware of your intentions for strange activity.

Sea-Bass'd by Hot-Tuna May 14, 2013

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Arabian Sea Bass

When you place a live fish, preferably a sea bass, in the vaginal region of a female. Then you use an assualt rifle, preferably an Ak-47 to shove it up the rest of the way.

Hey dude, i just Arabian Sea Bassed your sister yesterday!

I am planning on Arabain Sea Bassing your mom late

I used fifteen sea basses when i arabian sea bassed my mom

Arabian Sea Bass by pumpkin chunker in the butt December 8, 2010

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