Person N-1: See that douchebag on TV?
Person N: You mean Scummy McScumstein?
Person N-1: Yeah, King A-hole.
Person N: Señor Cumbucket
Person N-1: Master Blaster
Person N: New Hitler
Person N-1: SDDL
Person N: (?)
Person N-1: Super Duper Dick Licker
Person N: Heh heh. Wait, is that a gay slam?
Person N-1: Kinda, I guess.
Person N: Well, I gotta stop you there. I have no problem with the gays. And on behalf of homosexuals, I resent your using them collectively as a slur against Scummy. Not only that, but you have slurred gays by connecting them to Scummy McScumstein. Take it back.
Person N-1: Okay, sorry. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays either. It's just funny to me how offended he would be at being called gay.
Person N: Yeah, that is kinda funny. (impersonating W:) Now, now, what makes you think I'm a homosexumable?
Person N-1: Heh. Yeah, that's probably the only thing he would be offended by about this.
Person N: Yeah, probably. But let's cut the gays some slack.
Person N-1: Okay, lover.
Person N: But, we're both men. Aaah, I get it. Good one. Funny.
Person N: You mean Scummy McScumstein?
Person N-1: Yeah, King A-hole.
Person N: Señor Cumbucket
Person N-1: Master Blaster
Person N: New Hitler
Person N-1: SDDL
Person N: (?)
Person N-1: Super Duper Dick Licker
Person N: Heh heh. Wait, is that a gay slam?
Person N-1: Kinda, I guess.
Person N: Well, I gotta stop you there. I have no problem with the gays. And on behalf of homosexuals, I resent your using them collectively as a slur against Scummy. Not only that, but you have slurred gays by connecting them to Scummy McScumstein. Take it back.
Person N-1: Okay, sorry. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays either. It's just funny to me how offended he would be at being called gay.
Person N: Yeah, that is kinda funny. (impersonating W:) Now, now, what makes you think I'm a homosexumable?
Person N-1: Heh. Yeah, that's probably the only thing he would be offended by about this.
Person N: Yeah, probably. But let's cut the gays some slack.
Person N-1: Okay, lover.
Person N: But, we're both men. Aaah, I get it. Good one. Funny.
by ChuckChaser69 May 12, 2008
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Scumpii is a professional Call of Duty player and freckle invested ginger. He is currently a top slayer in the past Call of Duty Games. And has resided in Optic Gaming for the past couple years, along with his teammate Nadeshot.
John: Who the hell is Scumpii!?
Jack: A ninja that will come to your house and watch you sleep while playing COD in the process.
Jack: A ninja that will come to your house and watch you sleep while playing COD in the process.
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An individual who is presently shitting on an entire, or most of, an enemy team in Call of Duty.
*praise and hype naturally follow a “scump” by spectators out of sheer cultured respect of the skill and dominance they were honored to bare witness to*
An individual who is presently shitting on an entire, or most of, an enemy team in Call of Duty.
*praise and hype naturally follow a “scump” by spectators out of sheer cultured respect of the skill and dominance they were honored to bare witness to*
Friend: *slaying in cod*
Friend: *gets kill*
Me: “...”
Friend: *gets 2 piece*
Me: “okay.”
Friend: *gets 3 piece
Me: “okay scump.”
Friend: *gets 4 piece*
Me: “OKAY SCUMP!”
Friend: *dies from 5v5 comp*
Me: *sigh*
Friend: *gets kill*
Me: “...”
Friend: *gets 2 piece*
Me: “okay.”
Friend: *gets 3 piece
Me: “okay scump.”
Friend: *gets 4 piece*
Me: “OKAY SCUMP!”
Friend: *dies from 5v5 comp*
Me: *sigh*
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