by FRP July 03, 2010
A scrunch is a mystical being who insists on wearing scrunchies every day. A scrunch likes sex, especially when it is in the form of butt sex. It is scrunch's favorite. A scrunch is a bitter bitch because she is parched... and she has to BEG in order for a guy to let her suck his dick. Her birth certificate is actually an apology letter from a condom factory. True story.
by I Know Someone Who Likes BFing December 08, 2013
by FRP July 03, 2010
A hot black guy who's tall and stylish but has a super scrunchy neck. He is perfect for girls with 9 chins. Everyone wants to touch his neck cause it's so squishy! Scrunch neck is a very loveable guy.
by thegirlwithsixchins January 25, 2017
Guy- “Wow that girls pretty ugly”
Girl-*does a nose scrunch*
Guy- “holy shit have my kids you’re so cute”
Girl-*does a nose scrunch*
Guy- “holy shit have my kids you’re so cute”
by Asian fellow August 24, 2019
When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.
Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."
by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010
When people ( girls in particular) attempt to
Curl their uncurly hair though the use of many gell products. However, this process is ineffective and does not make those with straight hair, curly. This is commonly seen among many redneck and lazy girls.
Curl their uncurly hair though the use of many gell products. However, this process is ineffective and does not make those with straight hair, curly. This is commonly seen among many redneck and lazy girls.
Girls with uncurly hair who put lots
Of gell products in their hair repeatedly to make
It "seem" curly. It will not turn out curly but only " Redneck scrunch"
Of gell products in their hair repeatedly to make
It "seem" curly. It will not turn out curly but only " Redneck scrunch"
by Tired of seeingredneckscrunch May 08, 2011