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Jesus Smuggling

When a person of secular reason has finished explaining something, to the extent of their knowledge, and the person they are explaining to says, Jesus is the reason beyond that explanation.
Friend: Did you enjoy talking with David about the origin of species.
Guy: Ya but he kept Jesus Smuggling when I got to the primordial soup.
by Botched Toe September 16, 2018
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shoulder shruggin

dancin it up; laughing excessively; or partying all night. Also called shoulder shrugs or chasin waterfalls.
My homies and I were at a party straight shoulder shruggin
by creativeinfluences August 31, 2008
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cunt smuggling

the act of being very sneaky about the scallys you hook up with.
"Man i seen Corey take ANOTHER girl home last night, that guy has been cunt smuggling all week!"
by JudgeJBagz March 12, 2009
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Stragglin

You pass out around 9pm and set your alarm clock for 2 o'clock. When it goes off you go out sober into town and scoop drunk chicks (stragglers).
I went stragglin last night and got head from this gnarley hot chick!!
by Dean Vigor October 30, 2008
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scrumbling

The scientific term for when cats exhibit frantic behavior before or after a bowel movement.
"My cat was scrumbling so hard this morning, he knocked over my TV!"
by ohjujube January 19, 2017
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smuggling skittles

The act of having your nipples protrude out of your shirt, as if to be actually hiding skittles candies underneath your shirt.

If you are smuggling skittles, you most definitely have nip rocks.
1. Dude, you ever watch the Friends episodes where Jennifer Aniston looks like she's smuggling skittles?

2. That shirt is so tight, you look like you're smuggling skittles.

3. Don't wear a bra...guys love girls who look like they're smuggling skittles.
by yellowboy February 12, 2004
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Snack smuggling

The act of sneaking in snacks (like in your pocket, coat, or a purse) (usually packaged candy) to a place that already sells snacks and candy and which either frowns upon or forbids people from bringing their own (since they want to sell you their usually very overpriced snacks).
Person 1: Hey I got each of us a bag of M&Ms from the theater snack counter, it set me back 8$ though.

Person 2: 8$?! Man you need to start snack smuggling, you would have saved 6$.
by Forever Artist March 30, 2008
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