my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 08, 2021

scratch cat

the mascot of scratch

The Scratch cat is the mascot of Scratch. He can,well change stuff -_-
example: person1 - the scratchcat is the mascot of scratch
person 2 - lies the scratchteam is

person1 - t h e s c r a t c h t e a m i n c l u d e s t h e s c r a t c h c a t
person2 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021

Cat Scratch Fever

When you insert your penis into a cat and grab its tail and pull to make the grip tighter but then the cat scratches your Gooch from underneath

I was so deep in that feline but then it gave me some Cat Scratch Fever

by DumbNFat February 04, 2025

cat scratches

used by someone referring to small ‘non-serious’ cat-like self harm cuts

“are those sh cuts?”

“oh yeah, but they’re only cat scratches”

by limpbizzz49 August 25, 2022

Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by November 28, 2024