scrastard

An undersized, over-compensating, insecure extrovert, often encountered engaging in self-aggrandizing activity which usually underscores rather than offsets his (or her) inadequacies.

While trying out for the part of Magilla Gorilla, the scrastard needed to stuff pads and pillows into the sagging voids of the costume.

by waz November 18, 2004

Strassini

A tale of All-American failure.

To be exposed as a fraud.

The guy is a Strassini.
He was exposed to be a Strassini

by nWo4life May 23, 2013

Scraws

To rub ones feet with a friend/family member/relationship partner.

A term coined after penguinz0 played Pokémon crystal and the word scratch was misspelled.

“Lets give em that scraw.”

“I am all about the scraws.”

by 93393933 December 19, 2019

scrawsy

That one moron who keeps getting banned on a Minecraft SMP.

Milky: When does Scrawsy get unbanned?
Pl4sm: In two and a half years.
Milky: SMH i hate this guy.

by lXxMilkyxXl September 30, 2020

Scrase

A tribe of disfunctional geniuses fromWestwood. Most notorious member being T-dogg, a schizo psycho who was involved in a police stand off.

Scrase you crazy mo-fo. put down the gun!

by 999888877777766665555444433332 October 14, 2008

Table scraps

A female that thinks she is a snack , but in reality she's been passed around too much to where she is wore out. Her vagina probably smells like burnt rubber. Use extreme caution.

That hoe thought she was a whole snack, turns out she just a whole lot of table scraps.

by Capt. Maddy Daddy July 24, 2019

Office Scraps

Consists of lunch leftovers, unclaimed tupperware contents, birthday cake shavings, cupcakes, old donuts, glass jars filled with candy found in office buildings everywhere.

The saavy Office Scrapper can usually be fed throughout the course of the day in minimalistic fashion for free by grazing on these morsels of abandon. Albiet this may come with a strong chance of malnutrition.

Quality of Office Scraps rises exponentially depending on the positive cash flow or income of the company or organization. Civil service offices will provide the least quality and nutrition compared to a newly I.P.O'd company where you might even be able to obtain leftovers from a veggie platter on occasion.

Rita: "I'm stuffed..."

Molly: "Did you go off site for lunch? Somewhere nice?"

Rita: "Nope, I waited for everyone to leave Al's birthday party then I managed a piece of chocolate cake, four sugar snap peas, a half cup of Sprite and a cherry tomato."

Molly: "Ahh... Office Scraps."

by Grizzly September 1, 2009