When a person copies your lingo and they feel like they've scored a rat and some cheese because it feels so good when they use your lingo but they copied you, so rat hair gets stuck to their feet.

When someone copies your lingo you say to them....copycat scored a rat

Copycat Scored A Rat by MIKEIKEFUDGE April 18, 2026

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Scared Skinny

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.

Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.

Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013

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Score puppies

(exclamation) a phrase used to express a strong feeling of excitement and astonishment

1. Score puppies! I just got a promotion at work!

2. I can’t believe I just won the raffle! Score puppies!

Score puppies by not_an_alien March 18, 2021

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pee is stored in the balls

the only true discovery made in man-kind

Scientist one: I have made a discovery!

Scientist 2: What?

Scientist 1: Pee is stored in the balls!

pee is stored in the balls by Walking Snail February 1, 2018

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