Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.

That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting

by Godzx September 6, 2013

SCOOTING

What we call a reddit commie deserter does after he went to join the foreign legion of Ukraine and found out that he was going to the front lines with a stick to fight.

MAN, fuck this shit they are putting us on the front line, 90% of our legion unit got taken out by machine gun fire from the Russians, this LARP is OVA, I am scooting out on a bus to Poland NOW!

He sure did some major scooting after his trans spirit bi gendered friend got zir head blown off! That will show them! He is now covered in zir blood, oh wait he is scooting all the way to Poland!

by Wise White Man March 17, 2022

scootin

To be moving at a high rate of speed with absolute disregard to your surroundings.

Dam, that mf'er got ta scootin when he seen her brother pull up.

by B Cash October 18, 2019

scoopin

pickin up one of the dawgs

“hey bro you scoopin me before the party?”

“yeah i’ll come thru at 10 be ready”

by poopoopeepeejohoe July 6, 2020

Road D & Scoopin's

While driving you receive a blowjob and you finger blast her pussy or asshole.

She gave me Road D while I was getting a little scoopins
Road D & scoopin's

by Marchand August 10, 2016

scooting

Riding a scooter

Scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.

by repeaz February 8, 2009

scooning

The action of inserting ones finger into ones butt hole and in a slow but soothing motion circling the inside of the anus saying wuuuw wuuuuw wuuuuuuuw.

professionals like too use there entire arms thrusting up inside of there organs.

created and made famous Henry Bos of birch hill camp

Henry: hey have you herd of this new thing called scooning every body does it now-a-days.

Nick: o ya I scoon in the shower all the time.

by Scooning Master July 19, 2012