The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.
I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.
by Wild Bor November 29, 2009
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Additional flair can be added by reciting quotes from the movie during the act such as, “I thought this was shish kabob.”
Advanced practitioners may also employ Sven’s technique of “cross-pollination” by swapping hands between girls, thus transferring pollen from an anther of the flower of one plant to a stigma of the flower of another plant.
Additional flair can be added by reciting quotes from the movie during the act such as, “I thought this was shish kabob.”
Advanced practitioners may also employ Sven’s technique of “cross-pollination” by swapping hands between girls, thus transferring pollen from an anther of the flower of one plant to a stigma of the flower of another plant.
Chris should order extra round pillows for his room at the Marriott, so that he can invite two girls back and go Edward Scissorhands on them.
by dismal_scientist August 1, 2006
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Guy 1: Dude, why are your boxers red in the front, but white everywhere else.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.
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by iheartjohnnydepp March 31, 2004
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by shatteredv3 January 4, 2005
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