Schwinning

The act of riding a vintage Schwinn bicycle.

Question: Hey Kevin, where are you going?

Answer: Schwinning!

by Dark Horse Rider January 6, 2009

schwankinator

A man who cannot come to terms with his small penis and spends most of his time compensating for it.

He is such a pathetic schwankinator!

by OwnerOfTheUniverse July 7, 2014

schwanking

Shitting and wanking simultaneously. Also known as a Hilary ( Swank ).

Sorry I missed your call, I was schwanking!

by crocodilejackson March 18, 2015

Shhwinking

The act of being hot, sexy, hungry, horny, high, hungry, and drunk at the same time

Brittany was shhwinking after brunch because that’s just how it is in the country

by Kylehair August 21, 2020

Schwenking it

A term for masturbation, jerking off.

I’m schwenking it

by auser7818 May 23, 2025

schlinking it (triangle style)

Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)

John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."

by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026