Scouter

The first piece(s) of toilet paper used to wipe your butthole. The scouter will determine the viscosity, amount and consistency of the faeces having to be dealt with. After analysing the fecal matter on the scouter, one can assemble a "game plan" on how to further deal with it.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.

Just took a massive dump, couldn't believe my eyes when the scouter said there was nothing to be found. Feels good man.

by Umadbroski July 10, 2010

schuster

To hit an empty bowl and still be able to get a huge rip off of it. Especially true if done multiple times in succession.

Dude, how'd you schuster that? The bowl's been empty for three days!

by deeteeenn July 7, 2010

Ryan Schuster

The king of gingers.

No ginger is as great as he.

"That Ginger kid just isn't a Ryan Schuster"

by Schuster69 February 11, 2010

Danielle Schubert

A name so long and crazy that it must be shortened to D-$h00bz. Danielle Schuberts enjoy making people feel stupid by using big words and contradicting themselves via Facebook while drunk on Wednesday nights.

"Who is that Danielle Schubert bitch that wrote all those mean things on your Facebook!? She is horrible!" "Oh, that's just my homegirl D-$h00bz. Don't mind her."

by Danielleisnumber1 January 7, 2013

Amy Schumer’d

When your joke gets stolen by someone who’s not funny

“Craig Amy Schumer’d my joke.”

“Amy Schumer herself.”

by Ian Papi June 9, 2018

The Schuler

to fuck a girl in the ass. and make her cry.

The Schuler is from this man named Schuler who was having sex with this girl doggy style. and she pointed at her ass. So he just put it in there. No lube or anything. She feel over crying and he just got dressed, said he was sorry and went home.

by Dizzle Dazzle January 15, 2008

scuter

scum from the gutter

hey look at that filthy scuter

by jakebake rake88 December 10, 2005