Schooler

One who "schools" (see Schooled)

Schoolers' victims are known as Schoolee (see Schoolee)

Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from woodshop class in!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

Flat Schooler

A play on flat earther, analogous to science and evidence denier. Despite ample evidence suggesting that schools, with proper measures in place, are relatively safe spaces for children and teachers to be, the flat schooler will have a finger in their ears. With a dangerously myopic worldview, inability to comprehend nuance, and a relatively low-ish IQ (under 110, though not always), they'll insist that schools are currently "germ factories" and that children are "plague rats". When one points out that the risks of closing schools outweigh the rewards, they just might call you selfish or a sociopath. This is projection.

This variation of idiot will often be found parroting phrases such as "trust the experts" and "trust the science". Except of course, the experts and scientists who say transmission in schools is low. Including Dr. Fauci, Unicef, CDC, and more.

Flat Schooler: "Trust the experts!"
Rational person: "Including when they say transmission is low within schools, and that schools are safe?"
Flat Schooler: (cognitive dissonance activated) "They're just covering up unsafe schools!"
Rational person: *eye roll* "You're such a flat schooler"

by dodia April 9, 2021

insecure middle schooler

Basically a middle schooler that is really hating something about themselves from 6th graders -8th graders it could be body, personality, gender, sexuality, etc. I must remind you that some will be extremely immature because of it

Person 1: did you see the 7th grader there he/they/she is a very insecure middle schooler

by Iamsimpp December 5, 2021

grade schooler

1. A childish person or situation

2. A n00b or a rook

"Hey, you wanna go to the mall?" - Bling

"Nah, man, that's grade schooler crap," - Chaotix

by Blue Drache November 22, 2004

middle schooler

A middle schooler who wants to commit suicide, in other words, middle school in 2019.

"bro i feel nothing inside, i just want to die"
other dude: "YOUR A 12YO MIDDLE SCHOOLER STFU!!!"

by FakezFN September 23, 2019

Middle schooler

a group of kids ages 10-14 that are annoying af.
middle schoolers like to make dirty jokes and make fun of anything. Another type of middle schooler is a thot that is “relevant” and has a lot of “friends” and dates every “relevant” middle schooler ever. The other kind of middle schooler is the annoying bitch that likes to make a comment about everything and gets in everyone’s conversation and thinks they’re talking about her (most likely they probably are). And all middle schoolers cuss, and make dirty jokes. (There are wayyy more types of middle schoolers)

Before middle school Alex was Quiet and respectful. Now he is a dirty minded middle schooler who isn’t respectful and makes fun of girls.

by sadcowboy June 29, 2019

fake depressed elementary schooler

Fake depressed elementary schoolers are people who make up fake facts. They would be about 9-10 years old. Sometimes they might be younger than that. Or even 11 years old!

Here are some examples of a fake depressed elementary schooler:
- Change their profile picture to a depressed person (For the girls, it would be gacha or roblox)
- Openly shows how they're depressed (Real depressed people actually hide it)

Alyssa: I'm depressed because I listen to Anna Blue
Me: You're not depressed, you fake depressed elementary schooler

by izanami uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu November 27, 2020