Scholarstrip

When someone (usually of the female gender) pays for their education by stripping.

Mike: "Wow. Brandee got into the University of Georgia? How did that happen? She can't afford shit."

Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."

Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."

by Phill Latio September 22, 2007

scholasti-licious

Combination of Scholastic and Delicious
A woman that has that sexy smart look. When a hot woman puts on nerd glasses and walks around with a book in her hand.

A sexy teacher, professor, or librarian

Guy 1: "You see Olivia today? She got those smart glasses on."
Guy 2: "Yeah wit dat tight skirt looking like a porno librarian"
Guy 1: "Yeah that girl is scholasti-licious"

See Olivia Munn in "The Newsroom"

by Kimber4ever November 24, 2014

Gentleman and a Scholar

the highest compliment you can pay someone. equivalent to 'you have kind eyes and a beautiful soul' but no where near as gay.

person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.

by bunj March 4, 2009

Missouri Scholars Academy

A place to take risks and change your life

Missouri Scholars Academy changed my life!

by Turdz69 July 28, 2011

scholastic swag

having alot of class, geek'd up, very futuristic, so much class they call you the professor.

i walked up in it with my scholastic swag they all thought was a professor or something.

by masterpiece michael August 18, 2009

schkag

A substitute for any word in the English language.

Ex 1. "Can you schkag (pass) me the remote?"

Ex 2. "Are we schkagging (shopping) today?"

Ex 3. "I heard his new track, its schkag (fire)."

by Fuhfillionaire December 9, 2018

Schkaboink

When a girl in front of you is leaning on you legs, and you open your legs quickly so she falls back into your lap.

Me and Kathy were sitting at a group picnic when I schkaboinked her.

by Commieslayer1776 October 3, 2021