Schnauzer tail

Small penis

I took his pants off all he was working with was a little schnauzer tail.

by AlyMac February 19, 2011

white schnauzer

As one of America's most popular dog breeds, many owners become attached to their schnauzer dogs, and express their affection by putting their penis inside the animal's long, penis-shaped mouth. Due to the schnauzer's unique over-sized nasal cavity, however, when the owner ejaculates into the dog's mouth, much of the cum enters the nose via the throat and begins dripping out through the schnauzer's nostrils, creating an enjoyable experience for dog and man alike.

Hey Paul, I don't want your cum on my rug, please cum inside the schnauzer instead"... "Joke is on you Jan, I did as you asked, but now we have a white schnauzer, and he is spraying semen on your floor with every sneeze

by M. Poznacks March 19, 2011

Schnaufer

Name of a rare breed. One who has great tact and is welcome with many. you definitely know when you meet one you will never forget it!

Oh i will definitely remember you, You are a Schnaufer!

by McStud March 9, 2011

Schnauzer

A man from other galaxy.

I was kidnapped by a Schnauzer!

by Carlos A. Olaya March 25, 2003

schnauzer fart

When one is high, burps, and releases smoke.

Buuuurp, dude did you see that schnauzer fart!

by Kyle Hollinger May 28, 2008

schnagden

(1) when one is feeling very sexy. they are so sexy that they feel like the coolest person

(2) very horny. when someone is very horny and would do a n y t h i n g to the opposite sex. or perhaps even the same sex

I am feeling so schnagden tonight that I might give the next person I see oral pleasure,

by 6xestoh9 November 25, 2003

walk the schnauzer

To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.

Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer

by TJ McTallgirl January 15, 2015