sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

by peebody March 17, 2008

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Schmoogle

ʃmu-gəl

The singular pronoun used when the gender of a speaker or narrator is unspecified.

"He" as a pronoun referring to a gender-neutral subject is outdated and sexist. "They" is plural! Using"He or she" can be far too cumbersome. The solution to our dilemma: Schmoogle.

My classmate keeps asking me for help with schmoogle's homework.

by Bea Minor December 11, 2019

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schmooplette

The girl that puts a smile on your face whenever you see her.
Unquantifiably adorable Goddess

Always know that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette

by Schmoopy July 5, 2018

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schmoople

A beautiful blob of red clay produced by Ishu, Malu, Sam.

Schmoople was born today. Sam is the Godmother. Malu is the backup godmother in case Sam runs away.
The backup godmother killed Schmoople. He was brutally mutilated by the backup godmother.

Last seen: Emergency house, room 601, Friday, 3rd August 2018 last period.

by imsisgood August 5, 2018

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schmoogie buzzer

An electrical warning device used by store security to warn floor workers that a potential shoplifter has entered the store.

"Hey Cliff, Hear that buzzer? That's the Schmoogie Buzzer. A Brother must have come in the store. If his hands go up hit the floor. Bullet's will soon be flying."

by Freddie Green February 22, 2017

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