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Schmeagle

A male, or description of behavior by a male, that is talking to, being nice to, paying attention to a female for the express purposes of gaining sexual affection from said female without being explicitly honest about his intentions.

Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.

Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.
That guy is Scmeagling that girl, and its making me physically sick.

Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.
by ademitchell September 18, 2012
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schmegged

The hit before an amount of marijuana is completely finished.
When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.
by padge December 2, 2005
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shmeegle

a name given to those whom one cares about. usually said when a person does not respond to their actual name.
holly: hannah look at this, its so radical!!!
hannah: ::silence::
holly: SHMEEGLE look at this its SO RADDDICALL!!
hannah: WOAH YEAH IT IS!
by Shmeeeeeegle May 7, 2007
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Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.
That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!
by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017
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schmeagle

One who walks with a supicious stride; a loiterer
The creeper down the hall schmeagled by me last night.
by ashweebash December 9, 2008
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schmeglets

any small quanity left of a substance worth keeping
Jack had merely schmeglets left of his sack to smoke.
by gava November 6, 2006
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Schmeeglepuffin

A popluar German tv show for children.

-They are basically German Telitubbies.

--They look mostly like colorful. awkward, fat, teddy bears.

A nick-name for little girls.
Oh, Liz, you are such cute little schmeeglepuffin.
by I'mserious September 1, 2009
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