Dick Schlegel

An act where a person submerges their full penis in water and slaps someone else, willing or not, across the cheek with it.

It left a perfect penis outline when he gave me a Dick Schlegel.

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shlegal

a BWB type of twat waffle. HE has no idea how to shake his money maker only when yates licks his dick!

dayum Shlegal can't dance unless he drops his pants.

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Pull that schvegal out of your ear and listen

Schvegal by Elk cock March 29, 2017

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I nearly got a schlegli.

schlegli by lichcrise November 6, 2017

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An employee’s stupidity or sense of entitlement ultimately leading to the Company’s or their own demise.

You guys know why Rich didn’t show up for work tonight? I don’t know, maybe his ass got Schlegeled....

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When a customer walks into a place of business and screams "SCHLEGEL BABY" to a grown adult because they knew them as a baby

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