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OMG I’m so Neo of football

Neo meaning to be scared of something
Scared by Cookduck August 15, 2022
Yes. So scared that you had to both keep provoking me and fucking the retard and the retard had to be in my emails because reasons and NOW... You have to do what you're doing because you're just so scawd.
Hym "You are a lying piece of shit that is trying to steal my accomplishment from me and diminish my rights NOT BECAUSE it keeps your kids safe but because it allows you to keep pretending to be better than someone you are not better than. You want the piece of shit breeders to dictate whether or not people get rights completely arbitrarily. That isn't scared."
Scared by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.
Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.
Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013

Scared Money 

People that are afraid to take risks.
Scared money don't make no money.
Scared Money by mikeczyk December 17, 2011

scared turtle 

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.
scared turtle by Ohhhh Donny August 22, 2007