Satcheled

1.When the whole community knows a man is packing more potatoes than meat.

2. fully clothed teabagging

1. After the lamest 3 minutes of her life it was obvious "Mr. Stud" was satcheled.

2. You know your in the wrong "gentlemen's club" when the doorman informs you they draw the line at being satcheled.

by assjacker253 August 5, 2009

satchell

best person ever, duh

aye look, there's satchell

by drizztdummum November 5, 2018

Satchel

A nug of marijuana/weed

Bob: I will take 6 Satchels

:dealer joe: sure

by Malakmafia February 14, 2019

Satchel

A baby back bitch who likes to be dominated by girls with dicks. Wants to be stepped on and lick toes, dragon dildos are his weakness(secret furry). Like tsunderes

Dont pull a satchel or ill hit you

by Bored biscuit February 18, 2019

Satchel

My best friend and the bestest dude on the planet. He is the best boyfriend and friend and has really good jokes.

KC: does satchel like party hats?
Me: of course he does! He’s a party boy!

by Leah Snotwhiler August 3, 2018

Satchel

Satchel is used to call ownership over something, used in the UK.
This is the newer version of "dibbs" and "bagsy", it voids both of them. You c
Can not use Satchel to "shotgun" a front seat. You can use shotgun on other items but satchel over rules shotgun on all other items.

sam - I SATCHEL THE FRONT SEAT!
chris - I shot gun it!

Chris gets the seat.

sam - I satchel that girl ;)
Chris - I shot gun her!

sam gets the girl.

maisie - bagsy not closing the door
sam - satchel not closing it
chris - shot gun it.

sam does not have to, it is between maisia and chris to shout satchel first to leave the weakest to close the door.

by Mejita July 11, 2008

Satchel

1) a man–purse
2) a skinny 10 year old ginger boy who crowd-surfs at concerts

"there goes satchel wow look at that swagger"

by bethannswagmoney March 8, 2015