satanist

One of the many people God loves. A satanist going by its root words would seem to mean one who worships satan. However, According to satanists, they are mere people who don't believe in God not people that associate with satan. Apparently, instead of chosing a name that would abstractly title their group, they chose to go with a base name that has negative conotations throughout society and be surprised when it becomes misinterpretted.

Muslim: Those fucking Americans even allow satanists freedom of religion.
More extreme Muslim: Let's blow up those hedonistic Americans, in the name of our peace loving God Allah.

by Chris Ferry November 10, 2008

Satanist

A Satanist is someone who personally or publicly opposes god and/or worships ha-satan (lucifer)

-Man 1: Hey did you know that Bob opposes God's commandents and does the opposite of them?
-Man 2: Damn, I guess that he's a satanist now.

by Gothenburgers September 19, 2023

Satanist

My take on the subject is that you can believe what you want to but regardless you will go to hell. Satan is not kind to anyone and shows no mercy to those who short of the glory of God. Now before you get mad at me you should know that I can not control the rules. I was always taught to celebrate diversity and inclusion so to those of you who are satanist God bless your soul and have a great day.

Have a fantastic day and a wonderful Life. I am not a satanist

by You do you boo May 16, 2019

satanist

A religon/philosophy that is not understood by christians most people. More a philosophy than a religon, that does not involve sacrificing. However it's as flawed a philosophy as any other religon and if you think I'm going to listen to a bunch of weirdos who dress up as vampires, the devil, bats and other things you got another thing coming.

"One of the most simplistic primitive philosophies in the world, that gains many followers due to it's gothic/evil style which many young goth music fans think looks cool."

xXSatan4eva666Xx - I'm sooo cool cause I'm a satanist! Satan rules ass!!! yaa!

Stoic9000 - Have you ever heard of Stoicism, Skeptism, Cynicism or any other intelligent schools of philosophy??!

by Jordan1110 December 20, 2006

satanist

A religious atheist.

I'm a satanist, so I consider myself religious, even though I don't believe in a God. (I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. If you can't laugh at that, then you need to get on up outta here, cuz that is funny. That's funny.)

by Dave1983 September 28, 2005

satanist

See retard.

Satanist got his ass kicked for being such an retard.

by dhoy September 16, 2007

satanist

Historically, satanists really were people who believed in Satan. They thought that he would grant them powers that allwed them to do "what ever they wanted".
Today, satanists are those who admire tonly them-selves and think that they are the only ones who are praise worthy for their "unique" being and the world revolves around them.

-Today's "satanists" are actually very simple and close-minded people who worship egoïsm and egocentrism.
(If those people had money, they would be called "capitalists", but alas, since they are poor, they are often confonded with "anarchists")- think about that one.
-Historical reference: see "Louis XIV", also defined in this dictionary.
I personnoly do not believe in God or Satan. I believe in the Light. For that is real and without it no life is possible.
-Everyone ows his/her existance to It. (reference in this dictinary as well0
also see "Life" and "Death"

by Axis October 4, 2004