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Santa didn't give Satan any presents because he had been naughty.
s-a-n-t-a santa
s-a-t-a-n satan
satan by boom durka durka boom April 24, 2006
Pronunciation: Mi-cro-soft

Meaning: An evil entity that rules the underworld. One that administrates punishment to ones foolish enough to give in to sin.
Hell now runs on Windows! - Satan

Ether 15:19 - "Microsoft had full power over the PCs of the people; for they were given up unto the hardness of their computers, and the blindness of their minds that they might be destroyed
Satan by Linus B. Torvalds July 1, 2006
My ex-wife. Ex-wives are all the devil.
Bitchs, whores, sleeps with your friends and steals your fuckin money.
"That bitch is my ex-wife and she stole my fuckin money and took it up the ass from my friends."
Satan by Vlad Tepis June 2, 2005
Sleeps with his homosexual lover Saddam Hussein who seems to have an endless supply of giant rubber dicks.
Satan has a giant red ass just like Liza Minelli.
Satan by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005
Patron saint of lawyers, irs agents, politicians, televangelists, and diet soda.
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Satan by olstar18 July 7, 2011