satan 

The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity, often identified with the leader of the fallen angels, the Devil.the archfiend Satan, Old Nick, Devil, the Devil, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Tempter, Prince of Darkness
master of Hell

After that child had broken my windows,Lit my house on fire and ate my cat spaghetti style, I believe he had satan in him.

satan by Down4People October 13, 2003

Satan 

Santa's evil older brother.

Santa didn't give Satan any presents because he had been naughty.

Satan by ElephantsAlwaysUnderstand May 5, 2013

satan 

Santa spelled wrong...

s-a-n-t-a santa
s-a-t-a-n satan

satan by boom durka durka boom April 24, 2006

Satan 

Pronunciation: Mi-cro-soft

Meaning: An evil entity that rules the underworld. One that administrates punishment to ones foolish enough to give in to sin.

Hell now runs on Windows! - Satan

Ether 15:19 - "Microsoft had full power over the PCs of the people; for they were given up unto the hardness of their computers, and the blindness of their minds that they might be destroyed

Satan by Linus B. Torvalds July 1, 2006

Satan 

My ex-wife. Ex-wives are all the devil.

Bitchs, whores, sleeps with your friends and steals your fuckin money.
"That bitch is my ex-wife and she stole my fuckin money and took it up the ass from my friends."

Satan by Vlad Tepis June 2, 2005

Satan 

Sleeps with his homosexual lover Saddam Hussein who seems to have an endless supply of giant rubber dicks.

Satan has a giant red ass just like Liza Minelli.

Satan by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005

Satan 

Patron saint of lawyers, irs agents, politicians, televangelists, and diet soda.

satan

Satan by olstar18 July 7, 2011