sassafrass

When naming people in a ménage à trois, you have two alliteration options: D's or S's; the S options being smartass, shithead, and sassafrass. The sassafrass is the dramatic, sassy one who likes to bitch about everything. The only language this person speaks is sarcasm. They love to make everything the biggest deal possible and often scream for no reason. This person is the living embodiment of the drama queen in a movie. If you think this person is you, it probably is.

Wow, Carter is such a sassafrass

by Shelly Trois May 10, 2019

Sassafrass

it is a word used to describe what Deidra is

deidra thinks she has more sass than everyone

by John July 27, 2004

sassafrass cock dick

when one dude likes to rub on trees

danté is a fucking sassafrass cock dick, he loves my mom.

by the cookies May 1, 2004

sassafrassiest

A Sassafrassiest is someone who doesn't believe in a Christian God, and instead believes that old people hold the secrets to the meaning of life. Basically, it is the most important religion ever, for no good reason.

I visited the Sassafrassiest shrine last week and paid my respects. They had a picture of an old man cut out of a magazine.

by Sassy the Penguin November 10, 2008

Sassafrass

1. A smart ass.

2. Tyler Joseph

“Oh my god can you believe they said that?”

“I know, he’s being a total Sassafrass”

by faked.øut August 13, 2019