Sardining

When someone lies still during sex (willingly), like a dead fish... like an unresponsive pillow princess.

"Dude, she just laid there. What the hell?"
"Oh shit, seriously?"
"Yeah, she was sardining."

by SardineLover69 April 5, 2022

sardines

A game you play with your friends where you go ring a doorbell, stand on the porch, stoop, etc. and pose. You're not allowed to speak to the person who opens the door, you just stand there. The last person standing at the door is the person that wins.

Hey, let's go play sardines

by taylahhhh! April 18, 2009

sardineing

When humans are packed in tightly together like a can of sardines

"How was your train commute in this morning?"
"Terrible, I was sardineing the whole journey."

by Caveman217 September 9, 2015

Sardine Fingers

The putrid smell of fish puss that clings to the fingers and under the nails of one's digits that were inserted into the dirty box of a dirty whore.

Frank: Hey Carl. Did you have fish for lunch? I think I smell grunions and malt vinegar.

Carl: Hell no braaaahhh. I finger fucked that homeless whore that hangs around the park. You my friend are smelling my Sardine Fingers.

Frank: Dude I'm fixing to chunk my lunch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 8, 2015

border sardine

1. Border Sardine - Term used to describe any illegal immigrant crossing the border to U.S. from Mexico, usually in cramped vehicles.

"Damn man I was at Filly B's last night, that place was full of border sardines!"

"I heard the Border Patrol caught another load of border sardines downtown last night."

by Skeevy Weave May 19, 2008

Canned Sardine

A rather large, overweight person wearing a coat or jacket too small for him/her.

Harold went to go buy a coat and when he went to try it on, someone told him he was a Canned Sardine.

by Crusty Joe August 31, 2010

sardine can

Colloquial term for a small fishing boat.

I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.

by sillybritches May 24, 2014