the act of dickslaping someone with a chode while some black dude urinates on your back and while that dude is geting padled by some asian in the back of any fastfood resturant
by hatwardo July 16, 2011
Get the salvadoring mug.1.Very cool and humble people.
2.They are the creators of the best food ever, pupusas.
2.You don't mess with a Salvadorian, since they can be really aggressive.
3.Sometimes they can be really cold and mysterious since they don't like to talk to much about their lives.
4.Many of them have been through a lot of shit. Probably more than one has seen someone getting murdered. Can be either a family member or a random person.
5.Really hardworkers.
6.Many of them can be really funny.
7.Salvadorians and Mexicans have a big rivalry when it comes to soccer. Because of that, many hate each other.
8.They hate being called Mexicans because of what was mentioned above.
9.People from the city can be very educated and good at computers and office works while people from the rural areas are more into hard work and agriculture.
10.A lot of Salvadorians speak english since American companies have a big influence in El Salvador and if you speak the language, you have more opportunities to get hired by them. Some can be even sent to the states to work.
11.Salvadorian women are super hot, and really good in bed.
12.Many white Salvadorian for an unknown reason come from rural areas, or small villages in the middle of nowhere.
13.If you see a Salvadorian acting like a white, they are probably "areneros" which is the salvadorian equivalent of being a republican.
2.They are the creators of the best food ever, pupusas.
2.You don't mess with a Salvadorian, since they can be really aggressive.
3.Sometimes they can be really cold and mysterious since they don't like to talk to much about their lives.
4.Many of them have been through a lot of shit. Probably more than one has seen someone getting murdered. Can be either a family member or a random person.
5.Really hardworkers.
6.Many of them can be really funny.
7.Salvadorians and Mexicans have a big rivalry when it comes to soccer. Because of that, many hate each other.
8.They hate being called Mexicans because of what was mentioned above.
9.People from the city can be very educated and good at computers and office works while people from the rural areas are more into hard work and agriculture.
10.A lot of Salvadorians speak english since American companies have a big influence in El Salvador and if you speak the language, you have more opportunities to get hired by them. Some can be even sent to the states to work.
11.Salvadorian women are super hot, and really good in bed.
12.Many white Salvadorian for an unknown reason come from rural areas, or small villages in the middle of nowhere.
13.If you see a Salvadorian acting like a white, they are probably "areneros" which is the salvadorian equivalent of being a republican.
Person 1."yo my new boyfriend is salvadorian and he is a god on bed"
Person 2. "Lucky you. I want a salvadorian boyfriend"
Person 2. "Lucky you. I want a salvadorian boyfriend"
by Whassup123 October 16, 2016
Get the Salvadorian mug.Matt tried to give the Russian Gasmask to Sally, but he's so god damn crooked he gave her the El Salvadorian snorkel instead.
by The Blasstard June 11, 2006
Get the El Salvadorian Snorkel mug.A person from the nation of El Salvador. A person 100% Salvadoran and does not believe in interracial involvement. A genuinely proud person of El Salvador that is knowledgeable of both his heritage and history of El Salvador. A person not subject to be brainwashed or persuaded to think in any other form but his own, and a person who's actions are almost always proceeded by first thinking of how it would reflect on his people. A person TRUE to his roots whether born in a foreign land or domestic. A person of El Salvador in every sense of the word.
by SoCalSalv19 March 1, 2010
Get the Salvadoran mug.A salvadorian sea slug is when a male or female defecates in recipients mouth and then the two participants exchange hard feces from one mouth to the other until the feces melts.
On Valentines Day my girl and I did a Salvadorian sea slug... it was better than exchanging chocolates.
by Chesterfield Magoo September 19, 2016
Get the salvadorian sea slug mug.The El Salvadorian Handshake is when a man will fake ejaculates inside the vagina of a legal consenting adult female. This is than followed by a panic from the woman, while the man sits calmly explaining the value of childbirth.
When done correctly, will lead for a very fun evening.
When done correctly, will lead for a very fun evening.
"Hey, you ever fake an orgasm while banging a chick?"
"Oh the El salvadorian Handshake? Yeah definitely. But, You gotta fake nut inside her and let her sweat it out."
"Oh the El salvadorian Handshake? Yeah definitely. But, You gotta fake nut inside her and let her sweat it out."
by HammySamson March 18, 2017
Get the El salvadorian Handshake mug.it's when someone inserts ground beef into their partner's crack topped with cheese, lettuce, tomato, and salsa, then eats it out.
"It's better than taco bell"
"It's better than taco bell"
Phil: Yo I heard Cisco gave Laura an el Salvadorian Taco last night.
Brian: Yea dude, he topped it off, yelled BAM and gobbled that shit up.
Brian: Yea dude, he topped it off, yelled BAM and gobbled that shit up.
by the salvadorian tacomuncher January 26, 2010
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