Satan's Doorbell

Satan's Doorbell is the turbo Christian term for a woman's clitoris.

Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris, because if you ring Satan's Doorbell God can't ignore us.

- Garfunkel & Oats

by Psychedelic Harry Too July 13, 2013

satan’s doorbell

A religious term for the clitoris.

“I can’t believe he tried to ring satan’s doorbell last night while we were studying!”
“what a godless whore!!”

by chuckyswashbuckly December 3, 2017

Satan's Dick Syndrome

When you go for a piss straight after ejaculating when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your knob. Like you still need to piss and it feels like there is piss stuck in your urethra It's not quite pain but it's the most uncomfortable feeling ever

Have you ever experienced Satan's Dick Syndrome

by JihadJeep July 12, 2016

Satan's Dick

When a Taki (a rolled tortilla chip with spicy flavoring) is inserted into the rectum. Refers to the Taki itself.

I can't wait to put Satan's Dick up my ass!

by Hexamous February 27, 2018

Satan Fucking Damn It

An expression when you are extremely annoyed, angered and/or frustrated. Worse than God Fucking Damn It.

SATAN FUCKING DAMN IT!!!! My life has been screwed up.

by CyberNinjaX9 May 19, 2019

satan's dumplings

Dog poo

We had a great party round at ours last week, unfortunately someone gave our lass's Bedlington terrier a bowl of Guinness and beef vindaloo the next morning the kitchen floor was covered in satan's dumplings

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017

Satan's Dandruff

Snow

I looked outside and saw a ton of Satan's dandruff falling. I hate winter!!!!!

by S2M April 1, 2009