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S.A.D.N.E.S.S

Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling.
SADNESS can be best described as a mindset.
The acronym was created by sales guru and marketing enthusiast, Corporate Bro. It is used by like-minded sales savages around the world. While no one really knows exactly how he came up with the phrase, many believe it was directly spoken to him by the voice of God during an overdose of coffee, adderall, and gas station boner pills.
Sadness like Depression and crippling anxiety? No, S.A.D.N.E.S.S like Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling. But also that.
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
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S.A.D.N.

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)
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H.A.N.D.S

Acronym for Handle Any Niggas Disrespect Shit
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A n d y M a r c u s

A synonym for "perfect".

I could never grasp the meaning of "perfect" - until I met Andy. Suddenly, the definition fell into place, and my breath was taken away each moment I spent with him.
Perfection is not attainable. Unless you're A n d y M a r c u s.
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