The Russell

The Gayest piece of shit you will ever meet you life

Oh shit it The Russell

Wait you mean Moby dick

by your fellow Urban abuser October 9, 2018

Russell

A name given to the best penis in the world.

Russell the love muscle

by ChrisHeartsLivvy November 5, 2007

RUSSELLED

To be "russelled" is when a pregnant woman announces that she needs to go pee really bad and someone else all of a sudden runs to the restroom as if they are racing while she's waddling her way over there just so they can get to the restroom before her. The pregnant woman has then just been "russelled" by the other person.

"When I was 8 months pregnant with my son, I excused myself from the dinner table to urinate but my father in law russelled me so I had to wait until he was done in the restroom."

by babycenter November 3, 2013

Russell

The most amazing friend that anyone could ever ask for. He always listens when there's a problem or just in general and he tells you what he thinks even if it hurts.

I would not trade my friendship with Russell for any thing in the world.

by Kira Iams January 18, 2009

Russel

A man who leaves his partner and child to pursue his love of fish...

Russel and Fishface sitting in a tree...

by TheRhymingPrince January 27, 2018

Russell

One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. Commonly known for penetrating Alanas. The Russell can tripple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny.

The house shook as the Russell claimed his 27th virgin of the week.

by Virgin Killer January 30, 2008

Russell

A name given to a beast penis

The russell is HUGE!!!

by Beast d0nk3r May 16, 2018