rug muncher

Someone who eats women out

jeremy's never going to munch rug because he loves the cock(according to malcolm his fondel buddy)

by Anonymous November 29, 2002

rug muncher

One who munches on a woman's pubic hairs

Andrew, you're such a rug muncher!

by Annoying prick who's annoying November 27, 2002

rug muncher

someone who eats out a women with a very hairy cunt

"Cletus is obbsessed with licking hairy cunts"
"He's such a rug muncher"

by Sandra Danillesonarionton July 23, 2003

rug muncher

fuckn dyke who eats pussy whenever, wherever she can

its ok, janie cant help it if she wants to be a rug muncher

by pussy September 01, 2003

rug muncher

a shot with tequilla, gold shlanger and zambuka. has to be taken with a slice of lime. first lick the lime, down the shot and then munch into the lime!shot, drink, lime

i love a good rug muncher!

by gnasher456 January 08, 2009

rug muncher

Someone whom is very fond of "sushi"

boy that lesbian sure likes her rug munchers

by Maddog de Cann May 11, 2003

Rug muncher

A fully grown man who just can not grow a beard, this is because he actually munches on carpet so his face is smooth as a whores cunt.

" Christ look at scott he must actually be a Rug muncher to be that smooth of face!"

"yeah what a cunt!"

by Scottt jackson October 05, 2007