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drop the hair routine

this phrase is used when someone thinks you have nice or cool hair. usually used with hockey players and baseball players.
Girl: "drop the hair routine!!"

Boy: "aye! thank you!"
by daddystoes69 March 14, 2020
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routine rut

I'm in such a routine rut. Work, sleep, work sleep. It's just same shit, different day.
by doyleem2 May 12, 2011
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routine

1. a set of predefined actions.
2. a lesser part of a great programming whole. syn. subroutine
1. He went through his routine every morning.
2. The routine was set, and the program needed to be tested.
by Master Quark March 28, 2005
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teenage routine

generally made up of...

waking up 3-5 hours after everyone else
taking a shower
eating a hefty breakfest
masterbate
eat lunch
go outside and be active
masterbate
eat dinner
watch TV
masterbate
sleep
"Jefferys teenage routine often consisted of him jacking off before bedtime"
by DoctorKoles August 10, 2009
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Japanese Flag Routine

AKA the "Cherry topped sundae", the Japanese flag routine involves a female partner forcing a male partner to lay on his back and jerk off until he cums hard enough to have the resulting ejaculate land on his face, at which point the female proceeds to squat above his head and glop a huge smear of period blood on top, creating, in effect, the appearance of a "cherry topped sundae" or Japanese flag.
This practice was first noted in Japan in the early 2000s, but has become increasingly popular throughout the world with the spread of similar male-oriented practices like the Cleavland Steamer, Donkey Punch, Blumpkin, and Chili Dog. In fact, women world wide seem to have come to the realization that there is an increasingly large need for sexual practices that are specifically degrading and humiliating for men, and that can be laughed about by women everywhere for decades to come.
When Holly had enough of Leroy's constant whining for blumpkins, she waited until her period was flowing at maximum throttle, and proceeded to give him the nastiest Japanese flag routine of his entire life.
by FallsGirlTheNextGeneration April 13, 2009
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my quarantine masturbation routine

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!
Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!
by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020
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quarantine masturbation routine

One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.
I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!
by eda-skip November 23, 2021
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