rootie tootie

a sexual act involving shitting in someone else's ass, normally between 2 men

see also taco filling

I think i caught polio from that rootie tootie with Chuck the other night.

by Fluffho August 19, 2004

Rootie Poot

A back woods country person that lives in nowhere land and is definitely a redneck. Usually doesn't have a lot of brains or common sense.

That old rootie poot attorney isn't worth nothing!

by a874arh April 14, 2008

Rooty Tooty

The act of shitting in another's asshole.

"Dude, I saw this movie and there was Rooty Tooty!"
"GROSS!"

by mimekin July 21, 2009

rootie kazootie

A shaved or waxed muff, a bare mons, a muffless muff or baldy.

She went commando to the wedding and her rootie kazootie was a sensation.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

Rooty tooty point and shooty

The English term for a gun.

You have 'alf a moment to wipe that chelsea off your slappy ham or I'll use this 'ere rooty tooty point and shooty to blow it right off!

by Jolly Rodger of Wessexshire May 8, 2011

Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!

1.A fruit covered breakfast dish a Denney's

2. A spontaneous exclamation of surprise by a person whose flatulence (fart)is extremely foul.

1. May I have a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity and some coffee.

2. Suddenly Dave jumped up from the table and exclaimed "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!" "Christ, Dave what did you eat grundle cakes?" said Jason

by Global Feetus April 1, 2007

rooty-tooty-fresh-and-frooty

IHOP pancakes topped with whip cream, cherries, jams, jellies and every imaginable sweet and gooey thing.

Gimme the rooty-tooty-fresh-and-frooty, two links and a cup o' coffee, please.

by Loren Frost November 5, 2006