roostering

Simultaneously vomiting and shitting at the same time.

I had stomach flu, so I ended up roostering all weekend.

by egocentrism04 February 28, 2011

rooster

(verb) When you secretly do not want someone to come to your event, so you blow up their phone via text very early in the morning and send a same day invite. By texting them early in the morning, you hope they will be too irritated by you waking them up to bother going to your event

I thought Chuck and I were good friends but then he rooster'd me his birthday party invite

by Mind-Blasting Productions January 24, 2021

rooster

An uncircumsized penis. Originated from the observation that uncircumsized penis' have extra skin like the skin on a roosters neck.

Jimmy pulled his rooster out of Jordyns ass so quick he left her with a devastating pink sock.

by M Roberts April 28, 2007

The Rooster

An insane human being who loves to drink beer and fuck shit up. "The Rooster" gives no shits about anything and won't hesitate to slice your throat if you fuck with him. "The Rooster" is a crazy beast who fears nothing. During "The Roosters" free time he enjoys getting shitty wasted and destroying everything around him, including Doug."The Rooster" is one of the funniest men on earth and can make you laugh your ass off or cry in fear for your life. So make sure you're on his good side or ....... YOU CAN GET FUCKED.

"The Rooster"

by StopSignSmasher October 4, 2013

rooster

noun. A woman who is talented at oral sex.

Waka Flocka Flame - Rooster in my 'Rari explains how he has a rooster (orally talented female) in his ferrari, most likely performing what she is talented at while he is driving. (see roadhead ).

by DeeCe531 September 1, 2012

rooster

another name for cock, often used in joke sentences

samantha: OMG George! YOUR ROOSTER IS HUGE
george: i do like my chickens big
samantha: you are fucking dumb, i'm breaking up

by theamazingass December 27, 2021

rooster

a ladsy lad, whose only goal is to become the ultimate lad, uni, authority and unladsy chooks will not get in his way. A rooster is contempt with his sexuality and is willing to do anything of the sexual or ladsy nature to become a roosteroo, and will avoid anything unladsy in nature which may dampen his chances of success

Person 1: that is one good lookin' rooster, i bet he gets a few birds back to the coop

Person 2: yes that is correct

by hannoboss January 17, 2011