roids

A shortened term for anabolic steroids, a hormone group injected into the bloodstream that rapidly increases the rate of tissue growth, particularly muscle. Roid usage is most common amongst younger athletes and wannabe bodybuilders with no brains, no patience, no dedication, and no actual strength. Those who use roids literally trade their balls for fast muscle growth, as if taking years off their lives was not enough.

Side effects of steroids include acne, rise in blood pressure, anger (roid rage), liver and kidney damage, the "frankenstein" look (large head), and, of course, the infamous shrunken dried-up testicles.
Instead of being a real man by working hard, eating right, and being dedicated, Roger decided to cheat and use roids. He was diesel in a few weeks, but couldn't take off his shirt because of his horrible bacne problem, and couldn't bang any of the chicks he met because he can't get it up anymore. Now he's pretty much back where he started. Way to go, Roger.
by Chernorizets Hrabr January 03, 2007
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Roid

roids will fuck u up. either kind.
by smashpangler May 20, 2003
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Roids

A bodily enhancer that stimulates the function of the production of testoserone. The increase in testoserone causes your head to grow and your balls to shrink
Gavin was on Roids for so long his head exploded and luna his dog ate his balls because they looked like rasins.
by Shadowthedoglovessmokeysmokey October 20, 2005
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roids

Abbreviation for hemorrhoids (hemorrhoids of the anus and rectum are enlarged bulging blood vessels located inside or outside the anus).
Dude, could you hand me that doughnut pillow and my Preperation H? My roids are flarin up again, dawg!
by BustaRoids December 26, 2004
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Roid

Short for hemmeroid.
Man, this roid is burning and itchy!
by Snoops November 12, 2003
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roiding

working out. in theory has the same effect as taking roids, but not illegal and doesn't make ur balls shrink
rich: alright andy, fancy going roiding, u fat bastard?
andy: neah, i'm just gonna sit here and eat my protein cake like a lazy motherfucker.
by rich May 04, 2005
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Roides

What one would say, when commenting on the attractiveness of another. It would usually be used to describe bebo stunnahs etc, but is commonly used as a way to mockingly describe ugly people also, and close friends.

It can sometimes be confused with "roide" For example "Shes a roide". One must remember they are very different.
Hey, shes gawjuss such a roides
by meeeeelopsjd June 19, 2011
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