Robert Downey Juniored

When someone is wasted to the point that they are indiscriminately unloading their weapon on a busy street, they are Robert Downy Juniored

"The fuck's that noise?"

"It's this guy outside, he's Robert Downey Juniored!"

"It's Robert Downey Jr?" Ted asked, having misheard over the drunken gunfire. "I gotta go get his autograph!"

"No!" Billy screamed over the hail of gunfire that met his friend. "No!"

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

robert downey jr

Actor, born April 4, 1965
See: Coke

"Pick up my finger. It's on the floor, I don't want to look, pick it up pick it up..."
-Robert Downey Jr.

by Bodisafa July 27, 2007

Robert Downey Jr

Cutest man to ever kiss Val Kilmer.

Gay Perry(Val Kilmer):"I'm kneep-deep in pussy."
Harry(Robert Downey Jr):"I need atleast two more Demerol."

by kangaroo-larry June 25, 2009

Robert Downey Jr

The lord and savior of us all

You know who i am. -Robert Downey Jr

by TyeTheGuy75 August 30, 2019

[Robert Downey Jr]

Most likely one of the most sexiest men alive. A man with a perfect body, tight-juicy butt, an amazing personality, and who girls 12-47 will lust over.

Girl #1: Have you seen Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man?
Girl #2: Yah, he is fuckable.

by angelina54566533gg January 21, 2009

Robert Downey Jr.

The sexiest motherfucking old man in the entire world. Robert Downey Jr. is the shit!

I have nothing to put here. Seriously. Isn't Robert Downey Jr. a hottie?

by Steve Rogers (for the lulz) April 29, 2013

National robert day!

It’s national robert day! go tell robert you love and appreciate him, don’t forget to smack him in the head :)

example:happy international robert day!

robert:than-
you:smacks robert in head

by Dogs sitting on green rainbows January 10, 2021