The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.
This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.
The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.
The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
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Get the The emo death fall ritual mug.Performing an ocean ritual basically means you want to be a seal. In order to that you need to be lucky, first of all. You need a gun to kill yourself with, and you need to remember what your purpose is after you reincarnated. The purpose of your desire is to become a seal. Kill yourself until you become a seal. It's recommended to perform the ritual at the end of your life. You shouldn't waste too many years of just one desire. It could lead to family tragedies and nobody understands why you did what you did. Keep that under wraps.
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A priveleged white boy who killed someone for no reason back in 2020, and yet still gets praise from delusional fools for his "AcT oF sElF dEfEnSe". He also loves using vector the crocodile tears as a way to gain empathy during his court cases.
"A kid who murders and still gets praise for it because of his privelege? Sounds like a Kyle Rittenhouse to me."
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Full name: Tyson Jay Ritter
Birth date: April 24, 1984
Birth place: Stillwater, Oklahoma
Full name: Tyson Jay Ritter
Birth date: April 24, 1984
Birth place: Stillwater, Oklahoma
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I really can't find much fault with Monica Lewinsky...if I had had a chance to perform the ritual Hoover on the President, I would have done it, if for no other reason than to have an incredible story to tell my grandchildren one day.
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