rigamortis

A condition that does not replace viagra.

Even though he had complete rigamortis his member was still as flaccid as ever.

by Numbers August 19, 2007

rigimortis

a state of ones muscles after death frozen in one position.

Used in slang to replace the words "cool" and "sexy"

wow...robert is really rigimortis.

that is so rigimortis!

or

after death, the mouse lay rigimortis.

by Dezzy May 15, 2005

RIGAMORTIS

top of the hierarchy depicting a very attractive girl, see rig, rigmarole, rigathon

will look mate.... that girl has a tight rig.......
yes mate rigamortis

by Jordanian October 9, 2006

Rigamortis

Short form for the Adult Swim animated show title Rick and Morty.

Let's binge watch some Rigamortis tonight!

by Chakola August 3, 2019

the rigamortis

Before giving a handjob, the giver dips their hand in ice water: simulating a dead hand.

Dave wasn't Into it at first but once I gave him the Rigamortis he was dtf.

by Wanky_dave March 29, 2017

rigamortified

State of Death

Yo, homey was rigamortified when I found that nigga

by Spicy hot Wings III September 24, 2003

Pearl Rigamortis

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

by Treebonics April 5, 2017