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Riding the Pony Express 

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.
Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

riding the bipolar express 

Descriptive of a person with personal issues involving mood swings, unpredictable disposition - similar to those caused by bipolar disorder or schizophrenia.
Him/her? Seems nice, but is riding the bipolar express...one day she'll hug you and the next day bite your head off for no apparent reason

Riding the Julius express 

Taking a massive hit of LSD and tripping balls for several hours straight.
Angelos put so many hits of LSD into my fruit salad and now I'm going to be riding the Julius express.

Eye Riding 

where two people are staring at each other in such a lustful way to suggest that full blown intercourse is imminent or in teen films where eye riding leads to nothing.
see 90% of the twilight films for an example of eye riding
Eye Riding by JaMiZaRi February 18, 2010

efficient riding 

Crappy Weather+Less People at The Amusement Park+Short Lines=More rides that can be rode in one day
Man, let’s go to Cedar Point today!

Yea, the weather is shitty so that sounds like a day full of efficient riding!
efficient riding by E19 June 3, 2018

Riding the bitch-cunt express

Being scolded by any bitch-cunt (see previous definition) (copyright, patent pending “bitch-cunt”.
Shit, sounds like you’re riding the bitch-cunt express.